Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Virtual Stupidity/Locked Out (2022)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson

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• Beavis : What is DNA, again?

  Butt-Head : Uh, that's the stuff like at a crime scene. Like, if you have DNA, it means you're guilty.

  Butt-Head : Oh, yeah, yeah. That's why I never spank my monkey near a crime scene.

• Beavis : 1,2,3,4/Beat your meat upon the floor./Beat your meat.

  Beavis , Butt-Head : Beat your meat./5,6,7,8/Beat your meat with a roller skate./Beat your meat./Beat your meat.

  Beavis : 13,14,15,16

  Beavis , Butt-Head : Beat your meat without resisting./Beat your meat./Beat your meat.

  Beavis : 17,18,19,20/Beat your meat, you still got plenty.

  Beavis , Butt-Head : Beat your meat./Beat your meat.

  Butt-Head : Uh, wait. What's 9,10,11,12?

  Beavis : It's 9,10,11,12/Beat your meat until it swells./Beat your meat./Beat your meat.

  Butt-Head : Now that's a good song. You know who would sing that song really good? Adele.

  Butt-Head : Yeah, she'd be great, you know. Hey, give it a woman's perspective.

• Beavis : I figured we could just knock. One of us is usually there, you know.

  Butt-Head : Uh, we're both out here, Beavis.

  Beavis : Oh yeah yeah. I'll be damned.