- Benson: I'm beginning to think that most of today's problems are a direct result from the fact that teenagers can't stop themselves from fucking each other.
- Benson: So, how long you been out of high school? What it is, like three years?
- Randolph Bradley: Two. I got held back a year.
- Benson: When?
- Randolph Bradley: Second grade.
- Benson: [laughs in desblief] Shut the fuck up. What?
- Randolph Bradley: What do you mean "what"?
- Benson: How the fuck do you fail second grade?
- Randolph Bradley: Uh, I... I didn't fail. I just got held back.
- Benson: For what? What'd you do? You colored outside the lines?
- Randolph Bradley: My mom just didn't think that I was ready.
- Benson: Sounds like a crock of bullshit to me, Randy.
- Randolph Bradley: Yeah, maybe.
- Benson: No, fucking definitely. That's some over-parenting bullshit. You need to step up for yourself Don't let them decide what's right for you.
- Randolph Bradley: Well, I was only seven.
- Benson: Still.