- Rudy: So, I heard you're, ah, spending the night at my sister's.
- Mitch Becker: Ah, yes sir.
- Rudy: So, did you have sex with her yet?
- Laura: Rudy!
- Rudy: Sorry, I'm just kidding. But I hear she's good
- Mitch Becker: If I had a nickle for every time a beautiful woman like yourself tried to take me to bed, including right now
- Laura: You'd have a nickle?
- Mitch Becker: Maybe a dime.