True Blood (TV Series)

Let's Boot and Rally (2012)

Chris Bauer: Andy Bellefleur

Quotes 

• Jason Stackhouse : Do you remember how we got back from the club earlier tonight?

  Andy Bellefleur : I was hoping you could tell me.

  Jason Stackhouse : The last thing I remember was getting blasted out of there by those fairy bouncers. And waking up buck naked.

  Andy Bellefleur : Watch that homo talk, Stackhouse. Folks'll sue you for that shit.

  Jason Stackhouse : No, Andy. Those guys and all those strippers? They're fairies. Like "Tinker Ball."

• Andy Bellefleur : Those ladies are fairies?

  Jason Stackhouse : Yeah.

  Andy Bellefleur : I fucked a fairy?

  Jason Stackhouse : Well, if you did it with one of them ladies, then, yeah.

  [Andy makes a face] 

  Jason Stackhouse : Whoa, what is it, man?

  Andy Bellefleur : Fuck it. I don't care if those ladies are fairies or leprechauns or frickin' Ewoks. I got a good thing starting up with Holly, and I ain't gonna let Maurella and her sexy fairy friends mess it up for me.