- Sookie Stackhouse: First of all, I've seen enough horror movies to know you don't split up when you're in a big, scary asylum and there's a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it's fair to say my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell. So the way I see it, it's me protecting you from him instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce so I'd just as soon get this over with.
- Pam De Beaufort: You take the first shift.
- Tara Thornton: You want me to bartend?
- Pam De Beaufort: No, I want you to sit on your ass and play Scrabble. Yes, I want you to bartend. Fangtasia's mine now and we're understaffed. So make yourself useful.
- Tara Thornton: So, basically, I'm your slave.
- Pam De Beaufort: [Walking away] Pretty much.
- Tara Thornton: The more things change, the more they fucking stay the same.
- Doug: I've never been to New York City. I'm just saying. If I die, I will never have made it to the Big Apple.
- Eric Northman: New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Oh, I'm sorry. I just keeping thinking that if I make the right choice, all this madness will end and my life will go back to normal. But it's not gonna end, is it? This is it. It's not gonna change. We say goodbye, and the next thing, you guys are back in my house and a 3,000-year-old vampire wants to suck my blood.
- [Sookie stands up]
- Sookie Stackhouse: Must be Thursday!
- [Puts on her jacket]
- Sookie Stackhouse: Well, come on. What are y'all waiting for? Let's go hunt Russell. Onwards into the jaws of death. Boot and rally!
- Pam De Beaufort: You actually look halfway decent.
- Tara Thornton: If I wanted to look like a drag queen, I would've raided Lafayette's closet.
- Nigel Beckford: [to Nora] Your boy, Chancellor Drew, is dead. You served him up like a lamb to slaughter. Now he's just a pile of guts on the floor. Drew is goo. Drew is goo.
- Salome Agrippa: Any news yet from Mr. Compton and Mr. Northman?
- Dieter Braun: No, they dawdled about Bon Temps. Visited the home of a local waitress, went to the Kwik-E-Mart for a jumbo coffee and box of Nutter Butters.
- Jason Stackhouse: Do you remember how we got back from the club earlier tonight?
- Andy Bellefleur: I was hoping you could tell me.
- Jason Stackhouse: The last thing I remember was getting blasted out of there by those fairy bouncers. And waking up buck naked.
- Andy Bellefleur: Watch that homo talk, Stackhouse. Folks'll sue you for that shit.
- Jason Stackhouse: No, Andy. Those guys and all those strippers? They're fairies. Like "Tinker Ball."
- Molly: Just giving you a shout-out to let you know that your countdown has started.
- Bill Compton: Our countdown?
- Molly: Yeah, your iStakes are set to activate at dawn. Bummer, right?
- Bill Compton: There must be some kind of mistake.
- Molly: No, I'm launching a test. Are your iStakes glowing?
- Bill Compton: Yeah, they're glowing.
- Molly: Cool. That means we're good to go. Good luck. And if you don't make it, it's been rad serving you.
- Andy Bellefleur: Those ladies are fairies?
- Jason Stackhouse: Yeah.
- Andy Bellefleur: I fucked a fairy?
- Jason Stackhouse: Well, if you did it with one of them ladies, then, yeah.
- [Andy makes a face]
- Jason Stackhouse: Whoa, what is it, man?
- Andy Bellefleur: Fuck it. I don't care if those ladies are fairies or leprechauns or frickin' Ewoks. I got a good thing starting up with Holly, and I ain't gonna let Maurella and her sexy fairy friends mess it up for me.
- Prisoner Jimmy: Don't take me. It's not my turn. I'm too skinny. I was on Atkins and I lost 40 pounds. Take the others, please. Please. Fatties first!
- Roman Zimojic: There are traitors in our midst. Those who seek to tear down all that we have built together. Now, as Guardian, I am tasked with not only our political future, but the spiritual salvation of vampires everywhere. The question before us is: are we willing to share this world? As vampires, we have committed crimes against humanity, crimes for which we must now atone. The Sanguinistas want to turn the clock backwards, want to murder with impunity. They think of humans as nothing but sustenance. So the choice is ours. Do we to return to a time where we skulked in the dark hiding in the shadows? Or are we willing to extend the promise of Lilith and the bountiful mercy to all of humanity? And live... as equals?
- Eric Northman: Hello, old friend. Do you remember me? We've come to finish what we started.
- Russell Edgington: Well... as my great love Talbot used to say when we were buck hunting, give it your best shot.