- Ruby Jean Reynolds: Jesus loves you, Lala, through and through. Don't you ever forget that. Jesus love the little faggots.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Momma, how do you know all this?
- Ruby Jean Reynolds: I ain't got no fucking clue, baby. The electricity just runs through me. It always has. I be seein' shit I ain't got no right to be seein'. Shit that I don't even know what it even is.
- Jessica Hamby: What are you doing?
- Hoyt Fortenberry: I'm exercising my constitutional right to be a dirty fangbanger.
- Jessica Hamby: Well, you look ridiculous.
- Pam De Beaufort: This is not your house. It is mine. You work here, got it?
- Tara Thornton: Yes... Missy Pam.
- Pam De Beaufort: You did good out there fighting. Made me proud.
- [Tara smiles]
- Pam De Beaufort: Proud the way a human is proud of a well-trained dog. Nothing more.
- Russell Edgington: You better hope you are not around when I am fully restored. And, oh, I *will* be. Authority.
- [Spits]
- Russell Edgington: What fucking authority do you have? Given to you by, what, Lilith? You idiots! You're no better than humans with your absurd, magical thinking. There is no Lilith!
- Kibwe: [Punches him] That is blasphemy.
- Russell Edgington: You're fucking worse than human. You might as well be praying to leprechauns or unicorns or the motherfucking Kardashians! That makes just as much sense!
- Kibwe: No one thought you two would actually be able to deliver Russell Edgington. Guardian will be extremely pleased.
- Eric Northman: Pleased enough to not execute us?
- Kibwe: Only Lilith knows that.
- Bill Compton: As only She knows all.
- [Kibwe leaves]
- Eric Northman: Enough with this religious bullshit already. Lilith can fucking blow me.
- Eric Northman: No welcoming party? That can't be good.
- Bill Compton: At least it's not a firing squad.
- JD: Well, I guess I shoulda seen this coming. 'Cause you way too pretty to not be stupid.
- Rikki Naylor: Yeah? What's your excuse?
- Salome Agrippa: Congratulations again, and thank you both for what you've done. We will not forget.
- Bill Compton: It was our duty.
- Eric Northman: Boy Scout.
- Bill Compton: Delinquent.
- Roman Zimojic: You *do* believe in coexistence with humans?
- Bill Compton: Wholeheartedly.
- Eric Northman: There are certain humans I've felt... protective towards... in the past.
- Roman Zimojic: Yeah, but you do believe that the Sanguinista vision of morality endorses slavery, torture, the rape of those who delivered us into the life before death. Right?
- Eric Northman: Well, I was never very religious, but as long as the affairs of humans do not personally impact me, I do remain a... pacifist.
- Roman Zimojic: [laughs] You are just too cool for school to admit you believe in something other than yourself.
- Claude Crane: It's so good to see you again, Sookie.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Uh, I don't think we've met.
- Claude Crane: Yes, we have. I helped you escape from Queen Mab... Claudine was my sister.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Really? No way. That guy had meth teeth and bat ears.
- Claude Crane: That's because fairies naturally adjust to the standard of beauty to whatever frequency we're channeling.
- Sookie Stackhouse: *That's* the standard of beauty for fairy?
- Claude Crane: What, like your overgrown baby heads are so much better?
- Russell Edgington: In the name of my ass. You think you're any better than the sanguinistas? You use Lilith to justify your blood lust for power, just like they do to justify their blood lust for humans, you're both fucking hypocrites. I am the only honest one here I want to gorge on human blood, not because some fucking bible tells me to because I like it, it's fun, it makes my dick hard!