- Homer Simpson: Oh Lord, I have once again be sodded my liver with thy fermented gifts. If you can weasel me out of this physical, I will blow your mind by doing something incredibly holy... at some point. Amen.
- Mr. Burns: Now, Simpson, how is it that you alone managed to keep your moral compass pointed at true north?
- Homer Simpson: Well, sir, before I do anything, I stop and ask myself 'What would Jesus and Mr. Burns do?'
- Carl: You are garbage made flesh!