Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Rubber Ball (2012)

Jon Lovitz: Artie

Quotes 

• Joy Scroggs : What am I missing?

  Artie : Boobs.

• Artie : If I were your man, I would never leave your side.

  Preshi : Never?

  Artie : Never... except to use the bathroom.

• Artie : As a youth, I had a rebellious stage and I was cut off from the family money. But then last year at the age of forty-nine... teen, I was once again given access to the money, which has given me access to mental health professionals and tuxedos. So now, instead of being broke and crazy, I'm rich and eccentric.