"How I Met Your Mother" Karma (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

  • Ted Mosby : It's not a date, it's you going to a strip club paying for lap dances!

    Barney Stinson : If it's not a date, why'd she say that every fifth dance is free?

    Ted Mosby : Because that's the Lusty Leopard's policy on Friday nights, and I'm so mad at you that I know that!

  • Barney Stinson : [Having spent some good time with Karma, Barney has just discovered that she is using the same routine on everybody else]  Did I deserve this? Absolutely. I've told some outrageous lies. I have told women that I was famous, a war hero, that sex with me would cure their nearsightedness...

  • Ted Mosby : Maybe it's destiny?

    Barney Stinson : Nah, Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.

  • Barney Stinson : What am I going to do about this Quinn thing? I want to ask her out again but I don't know how I feel about her being a stripper.

    Ted Mosby : Why would you have an issue with that? You've dated convicted felons, arms dealers... pageant moms?

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