How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Karma (2012)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Ted Mosby : [Lily and Marshall arrive at Ted's apartment and see it empty. Lily sees note]  Dear Lily and Marshall, I don't know if you know this, but I never took your names off the lease. Well, today, I took my name off it. The apartment... is now yours and I think I've found what to do with Robin's old room

  [They walk in to Robin's old room and find that it is painted blue and has been turned in to a baby room] 

  Ted Mosby : . You see, for me, this place had begun to feel haunted. At first I thought it was haunted by Robin, but I now think it was haunted by me. Well, no ghost is at peace until it finally moves on. I need a change, and I think you do too. This apartment needs some new life, so please, make our old home your new home. It is now ghost-free. Love, Ted.

• Ted Mosby : It's not a date, it's you going to a strip club paying for lap dances!

  Barney Stinson : If it's not a date, why'd she say that every fifth dance is free?

  Ted Mosby : Because that's the Lusty Leopard's policy on Friday nights, and I'm so mad at you that I know that!

• Robin Scherbatsky : [Ted is smoking meat in Robin's old room. Robin's ghost appears]  What are you doing in my old room?

  Ted Mosby : This room being empty was bumming me out, so I decided to do something healthy that would take my mind off you.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, nothing says healthy like smoking 40 pounds of pork loin in an unventilated room while having an imaginary conversation with your ex.

  Ted Mosby : Just for that, you're not getting any.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I'm not getting any? You're the one smoking your own meat. Oh!

• Robin Scherbatsky : [Ted is doing carpentry in Robin's old room. Robin's ghost appears]  So Ted, what healthy, not-at-all-crazy activity are you up to now?

  Ted Mosby : I liked smoking meat, but now I've got a new passion: wood.

  Robin Scherbatsky : You hear these things that come out of your mouth, right?

• Ted Mosby : Maybe it's destiny?

  Barney Stinson : Nah, Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.

• Barney Stinson : What am I going to do about this Quinn thing? I want to ask her out again but I don't know how I feel about her being a stripper.

  Ted Mosby : Why would you have an issue with that? You've dated convicted felons, arms dealers... pageant moms?

• Robin Scherbatsky : [Ted talks to Robin's ghost]  Why don't you just turn this into a guest room?

  Ted Mosby : A guest room? You mean a room ready and waiting for someone who isn't there? A room devoted to reminding me that I'm still alone? Yeah, I don't need that.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Ted, no matter how many things you put in this room... I'll still be here.

  [Robin disappears]