Beavis: No way, Butt-Head. My schlong is right... Aaaaaugh! What happened to my nads? I know they're in there. 'cause the pants are really making 'em hurt.
Beavis: I would love to have a girl be this mad at me, because that means that I scored with her before.
Beavis: [after Butt-Head points to the Heimlich maneuver poster] Um, Butt-Head, that's the sign that shows you how to choke somebody.
Butt-Head: Maybe work wouldn't suck so much if it was unsafe and hostile.
Beavis: Hey, there's a hot chick in line. Check her out. Should I refuse her?
Butt-Head: Whoa! She's creating a hostile environment in my pants.