The Mentalist (TV Series)
Something Rotten in Redmund (2012)
Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon
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Quotes
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Grace Van Pelt : Hey, how did you know Billy was having an affair with the teacher?
Patrick Jane : They both had leaves on them from their make-out spot in the woods.
Grace Van Pelt : That's it?
Patrick Jane : Well, plus I could see she liked him. She was meaner to him than the other kids. You know, like Lisbon is to me.
Teresa Lisbon : [Clicks tongue] Shut up!
Patrick Jane : See?
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Teresa Lisbon : 11 years in Catholic school and I never got sent to the Principal's office once.
Patrick Jane : Well that's because you're a boring goody two shoes.
Teresa Lisbon : I didn't say I never did anything bad. I just never got caught.
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Patrick Jane : High school, huh? Must bring back some memories for you. Friday nights, your friends from band, strapping on those funny hats.
Teresa Lisbon : You know what? I am not gonna take the bait.
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Patrick Jane : How'd you know it was me that graffiti'd the bathroom?
Principal Snyder : A student told me.
Patrick Jane : Well, that's strange, 'cause it was during class, and there was no one else in the bathroom, 'cause I checked.
Principal Snyder : Well, somebody saw something, didn't they?
Patrick Jane : Mm. You saw something - on your unauthorized security cameras.
Teresa Lisbon : What?
Patrick Jane : He has unauthorized security cameras hidden in the bathrooms. It's a little creepy, huh?
Principal Snyder : I don't know where you are getting your information, but it is simply not true!
Patrick Jane : [Opens a cupboard revealing the video feeds] Oh! Oh! Hello! Pervy perv perv!