Silence of the Hams (1992 TV Movie)

Danny DeVito: Self

Quotes 

• Danny DeVito : Hello?

  Rick Shaw : Hi, Danny. It's Rick. I got a proposition for you.

  Danny DeVito : Go ahead.

  Rick Shaw : Do you love your wife?

  Danny DeVito : Yeah, sure I love my wife.

  Rick Shaw : Sorry. I don't know why I asked that? Look I wanted to ask could you see your way into putting some money into this movie?

  Danny DeVito : Look, I don't have that kind if money laying around the house, its all tied up in investments. So sorry.

  Rick Shaw : But, Danny. You promised.

  Danny DeVito : No casholla.

  Rick Shaw : Well, what about just appearing in this movie?

  Danny DeVito : You make me sick. Make me an offer?

  Rick Shaw : Well I'll take you to lunch on Thursday.

  Danny DeVito : Thursday? Tommorow? You mean Thursday tommorow?

  Rick Shaw : No tommorow Tuesday. Look, you've gotta do this movie.

  Danny DeVito : And if I don't?

  Rick Shaw : Well, it doesn't really matter now. You're already in it.