Silence of the Hams (1992 TV Movie)
Daryl Somers: Rick Shaw, Vidal Baboon
Quotes
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Rick Shaw : *To taxi driver* Take me to the Roxy, and step on it.
Artie Facts : *To taxi driver* Follow that cab.
Fu's Henchman : *To taxi driver* Follow that cab.
Fu's Henchman : *pause* *To taxi driver* Well, go on. Follow it.
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Rick Shaw : I haven't seen acting this bad since the previous scene.
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Fu's Henchman : Nothing you can say will make me talk.
Rick Shaw : Oh. Yeah? How about 100 Red Faces acts. With no gong?
Fu's Henchman : Then again it is sometimes nice to unburden yourself to a complete stranger!
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Rick Shaw : I knew i had to get to sound stage 3, or Fu would flee.
Dickie Knee : How did you do that without moving your lips?
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Auntie Entity : Welcome. This is Thunderdome.
Rick Shaw : Well it sure ain't the
[Mollys]
Rick Shaw : Melodrome.
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Danny DeVito : Hello?
Rick Shaw : Hi, Danny. It's Rick. I got a proposition for you.
Danny DeVito : Go ahead.
Rick Shaw : Do you love your wife?
Danny DeVito : Yeah, sure I love my wife.
Rick Shaw : Sorry. I don't know why I asked that? Look I wanted to ask could you see your way into putting some money into this movie?
Danny DeVito : Look, I don't have that kind if money laying around the house, its all tied up in investments. So sorry.
Rick Shaw : But, Danny. You promised.
Danny DeVito : No casholla.
Rick Shaw : Well, what about just appearing in this movie?
Danny DeVito : You make me sick. Make me an offer?
Rick Shaw : Well I'll take you to lunch on Thursday.
Danny DeVito : Thursday? Tommorow? You mean Thursday tommorow?
Rick Shaw : No tommorow Tuesday. Look, you've gotta do this movie.
Danny DeVito : And if I don't?
Rick Shaw : Well, it doesn't really matter now. You're already in it.
