Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Lost My Power (2012)

Ricardo Chavira: Carlos Solis

Quotes 

• Gabrielle : [after Gaby loses Mrs. Hammond's commission to Carlos' Rehab charity]  Do you have any idea how much commission I stood to make from this lady?

  Carlos : Gaby...

  Gabrielle : Doris was my golden goose! I was fattening her up, and then you went and stole all her eggs, and - and, well, I don't know where this metaphor is going, but I am mad at you, Mister.

  Carlos : Gaby...

  Gabrielle : No, stop "Gaby-ing" me. I will not be "Gaby'ed"!

  Carlos : Look, where Doris puts her money is her decision. Tomorrow morning, 9:00, she's putting it here.

  Gabrielle : Okay, you don't have to be so smug just 'cause you're

  [gestures air quotes] 

  Gabrielle : "doing charity"

  Carlos : No quotation marks! I'm actually doing charity. Helping people put their lives together.

  Gabrielle : And I'm helping people put their wardrobes together! Potato, Potahto.

  Carlos : I got to run to a meeting.

  Gabrielle : Now? We're in the middle of an argument.

  Carlos : Yeah, but it's no fun to argue when only one side is morally defensible. But you know what is fun? A little victory dance.

  [Carlos imitates a dance beat and does his victory dance, ending with a slap on his behind]