Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

David Cross: Crane

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• Mantis : [they stand outside a ship run aground in a desert after Masters Bear and Croc ran in]  We gotta get in there.

  Crane : But Master Shifu said...

  Mantis : You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken's going in, and he's a *chicken*!

• Crane : [Crane is flying, with Mantis on his hat]  Wings of surveillance!

  Mantis : Why do you do that?

  Crane : Do what?

  Mantis : Just 'cause you say "wings of" before something, it doesn't mean that you're doing a special move. It's like me saying "antenna of power!" or "thorax of... making sandwiches!"

  Crane : Wings of disagreement.

• Crane : Master, what are we going to do?

  Shifu : *You* are going to find out where Kai is. Follow the trail of those jade creatures but do not engage For with every foe he faces Kai becomes stronger.

  Crane : Why me? Is it because I asked?

  Shifu : No. It is because you can fly. Go!

  Mantis : Should have kept your beak shut!

  Shifu : And take Mantis.

  Mantis : What? Oh man, is it because I...

  Shifu : Yes.

• Kai : [to Crane]  Your chi is strong, just like your friend,

  [brandishes Mantis talisman] 

  Kai : the bug.

  Crane : Mantis!

  [tries to attack Kai but is overpowered] 

  Kai : Don't worry, little birdie. I'll put your chi to good use: destroying the Jade Palace and *everyone* in it.

  Crane : No!

  [kicks barrel at Kai, then flies off, but is caught] 

  Crane : Wings of... Regret!

• Po : Guys guys, you're never gonna guess who just showed up. Not in a million years. You can't... you just try...

  [Li lifts his helmet slightly] 

  Tigress , Monkey , Crane , Viper , Mantis , Shifu : [in unison]  Your father!

  Po : Whoa, how did you just guess that? Oh, wait a second. Yeah, of course. We look exactly the same. Dad, say hi to my friends. Mantis, Tigress, Monkey, Crane and Viper.

  Li : [shook Monkey's hand]  Oh, Viper, was it?

  Monkey : Monkey, sir.

  Po : They're kinda my best friends. And this... this is Master Shifu. Legend!

  Shifu : It is an honor to meet you, Master Panda.

  [to Po] 

  Shifu : Perhaps your father would care to join us in the training hall?

  [to Li] 

  Shifu : Your son will be teaching the class.

  [Monkey, Viper, Mantis, and Crane cringe] 

  Li : Oh ho!

  Po : I'm sure he's tired. I'm sure you're tired. He's tired. I'm gonna show him to the Chrysanthemum Suite.

  Li : What, tired? No, I'm fine. I would love to watch you teach.

  Po : Trust me. It would be more fun to watch me...

  [the bell tower suddenly rings] 

  Po : Fight!

• Po : Did you at least learn a little something?

  Tigress : Yes. That you can't teach.

  Crane : And Tigress is flammable, turns out.

• Shifu : Today, will be my final class.

  [Po and the Five become worried] 

  Po : Your final?... Wait, I didn't know you were sick.

  [looks at Shifu's eyes] 

  Po : Although, you have been looking a little...

  Shifu : [pushes Po away with his staff]  I'm not sick!

  Po : Healthy. A little healthy. A lot actually.

  Shifu : My final class because from now on, your training will be in the hands of the Dragon Warrior.

  [points his staff toward Po] 

  Po : [nods and smiles for once, then his face turns frightful in realization]  *WHAT*?

  [knocks Shifu back with his voice and steps close to Shifu] 

  Po : Me? Teach? I mean, why not Tigress? She's always telling everyone what to do.

  Tigress : Be quiet, Po.

  Po : See what I mean?

  Shifu : Tigress is not the Dragon Warrior. You are.

  Po : Come on, they're the Five! What can I teach them?

  Shifu : [reappears behind Po]  There is always something more to learn, even for a master. For instance, let me show you another move...

  [twirls his staff] 

  Shifu : The dramatic exit.

  [points his staff at the roof] 

  Shifu : What's that?

  [quickly leaves the room and closes the door] 

  Po : Whoa! Are you kidding me? That... What? Where'd he go?

  Tigress , Monkey , Mantis , Viper , Crane : [bowing down in unison]  Master.

  Po : [chuckles]  He's gone guys. It's cool.

  Monkey : We await your instruction, Master.

  Tigress : All you have to lose... is our respect.

  Mantis : [walks up to Po's shoulder]  Seriously, how bad could it be?

  [the scene cuts to chaos in the Training Hall] 

  Mantis : Very bad! Very, very bad!

• Viper : We need a chi master.

  Shifu : He will continue stealing the chi of masters until he has consumed it all.

  [Po looks at the early parts of the scroll, taking notice of the ancient pandas that could teach chi] 

  Viper : We have to make a way to stop him.

  Crane : Or he'll get more and more powerful with every master he defeats!

  Tigress : We have no choice. We fight.

  Li : I can teach you, son.

  [Mr. Ping gasps] 

  Po : You can do this?

  Li : Well, of course. I'm a panda.

  Po : That must be why the universe sent you here!