Antonio Banderas: Burger Beard
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Quotes
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[from trailer]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard : Hah!
[He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Ah!
Plankton : That ain't good.
[He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]
Patrick Star : They're beautiful.
[He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : We'll take one secret formula to go! Clear the area, citizens. There's gonna be some serious aft kicking here.
[a boy takes a picture of SpongeBob and his friends on his phone]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Sour Note!
[Squidward magically unleashes a clarinet and starts playing, which sends soundwaves that send Burger-Beard's customers covering their ears and fleeing]
Burger-Beard : No, wait, wait! Customers! No wait, please!
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[from trailer]
Squidward Tentacles : Look at me, I'm a god.
Burger-Beard : Hah!
[He throws six soda plastic rings on Squidward's nose, and Squidward tries to take it off]
Squidward Tentacles : What is this diabolical thing?
[as Squidward becomes tangled in the soda rings, a girl on a sidewalk takes a picture of Squidward on her phone]
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Burger-Beard : What are you doing with me formula?
Burger-Beard : You mean...
[He reveals the formula]
Burger-Beard : *me* formula!
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[from trailer]
Burger-Beard : At last. It is mine!
[He takes a magic book from a skeleton pirate]
Burger-Beard : With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true. But to harness it's power, I need the final page that is protected deep below the surface by one legendary hero.
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Burger-Beard : Once upon a time, under the sea, there was a little town called Bikini Bottom. In this town there was a place called the Krusty Krab, where folks would come and eat a thing called a Krabby Patty. Every greasy spoon has a fry cook and the one who worked here was named SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Burger-Beard : I'm gonna scrub my armpits with you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't get it.
Squidward Tentacles : Because you're a sponge.
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Burger-Beard : What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do. At last it is mine. Finally you are mine.
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Burger-Beard : Man this is way over due.
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Burger-Beard : All right here we go. Now, SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook more than anything. And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! He loved his pet snail Gary. He loved his best friend Patrick. He loved blowing bubbles and jellyfishing. He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in Bikini Bottom just as much as they loved eating them. "Why", you may ask, "do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why did they eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner, despite the doctor's warnings?"
[Harold is in the hospital bed, eating a Krabby Patty and wearing a respirator]
Doctor : He'll be gone in a week.
Evelyn : Oh, Harold!
[She sobs, and then she and Dr. Gilliam bite into Krabby Patties]
Burger-Beard : Ah, it was a secret. No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly no one cared except for Plankton.
[Plankton stands outside the Chum Bucket, frowning]
Plankton : Meh.
Burger-Beard : Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from the Krusty Krab where no one ate cause the food was really bad!
Plankton : Now is that really necessary?
[Plankton, in spy gear, tries to steal the secret formula]
Burger-Beard : Plankton made it his life's work to steal the recipe.
[SpongeBob vacuums him up with his leaf blower]
Plankton : SpongeBob, please! Let's talk about this.
[SpongeBob sends Plankton flying back to the Chum Bucket]
Burger-Beard : But SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today...
[a small green airplane is shown heading towards the Krusty Krab]
Burger-Beard : Things would be different.
