Matt Berry: Bubbles
Quotes
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[last lines; as Bubbles comes out after the Spongebob Squarepants theme]
Bubbles : That was... pretty good, actually.
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[SpongeBob and Plankton's time machine surfaces in a dark area with its reflection underneath. SpongeBob opens the curtain and sets foot in the area. The moment he does, it lights up, revealing that it is a large, triangular corridor. At the end of the corridor is Bubbles, watching the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter through a large, inter-dimensional portal]
SpongeBob : I think we may be lost in time, Plankton. Maybe we should ask this guy for directions.
[walks up behind Bubbles]
SpongeBob : Excuse me, sir. Can you tell us when we are?
Bubbles : Who dares disturb the one who watches?
SpongeBob : The one who watches? Your name is The One Who Watches?
Bubbles : No! My true name is...
[turns around to reveal he is a dolphin]
Bubbles : Bubbles.
Plankton : Bubbles?
[laughs]
Plankton : What kind of a name is Bubbles?
Bubbles : It is my ancient dolphin name.
SpongeBob : So what's a dolphin doing out here in the middle of space?
Bubbles : My kind have been watching and protecting the galaxy for...
[clicks]
Bubbles : Hmm. Ten thousand years!
SpongeBob : Oh, so you're the one keeping the meteors from hitting us.
Bubbles : Yes, I am. And I could really do with a potty break. Would you mind keeping an eye on things?
[swims away toward the restroom]
SpongeBob : Sure thing.
[calling after Bubbles]
SpongeBob : But, uh, WHAT am I keeping my eye on?
[Bubbles enters the restroom, closing the door behind him. SpongeBob approaches the portal and begins watching the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter]
Plankton : What are you doing?
SpongeBob : I'm watching.
Plankton : We don't even know what we're watching for.
SpongeBob : Maybe we should split up the workload.
[points to Jupiter]
SpongeBob : You watch the one with the big, red eye.
[points to Saturn]
SpongeBob : And I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies. Like a team!
[SpongeBob and Plankton begin to watch together. However, the planets begin to move toward each other]
Plankton : Okay, mine's moving.
SpongeBob : Mine, too.
Plankton : No, this doesn't seem right. Should we call Bubbles?
SpongeBob : Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it for 10,000 years.
[the planets smash into each other, causing an explosion of rocks all over the place. SpongeBob gasps]
SpongeBob : I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen!
[frantically picks up several rocks and tries to sweep them under the floor with a broom]
SpongeBob : Come on, Plankton, we've gotta clean this up before Bubbles gets back!
[Bubbles exits the restroom trailing toilet paper]
Bubbles : Ahh, much better, yes.
[approaches SpongeBob and Plankton]
Bubbles : You two are free to go.
[SpongeBob throws the broom away and smiles nervously. Bubbles looks at the planets and sees that they are severely damaged]
Bubbles : What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
[Saturn's rings crack, fall off and shatter off-camera]
Bubbles : You were supposed to...
[clicks repeatedly, clears his throat, then clicks some more]
Bubbles : Keep them from smashing into each other!
SpongeBob : Sorry.
Bubbles : Now...
[clicks]
Bubbles : I am going to lose my job!
[enraged]
Bubbles : And you... will lose your lives.
[fires lasers out of his blowhole. SpongeBob and Plankton bolt for the time machine]
SpongeBob : Quarter me!
[Plankton hands SpongeBob a quarter, but Bubbles shoots a laser that trips SpongeBob and sends him and Plankton flying. They land directly in the time machine, and the quarter rolls right in front of the time machine. SpongeBob reaches under the curtain, grabs the quarter, and reels his hand back in right before Bubbles lasers it]
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Bubbles : That was pretty good actually.
