Community (TV Series)

The First Chang Dynasty (2012)

Ken Jeong: Ben Chang

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Quotes 

• Annie Edison : You're going to burn down the school and kill everyone!

  Ben Chang : Fire can't go through doors, stupid. It's not a ghost.

• Joshua : See, we're running out of money; with the students dropping out and the cost of your throne...

  Ben Chang : It's a prescription throne. I have back mumps. Don't look it up. It's rare.

• Ben Chang : ...And when the works "accidentally" go off when I hit the final note on my awesome keytar solo, they'll burn up the school's records and all evidence of my misdeeds.

  Troy Barnes : Chang, you're insane. You're still into keytar?

• Ben Chang : How the Chang?

• Ben Chang : Carl, Richie, let me ex-Chang...

  [Runs away] 

• Ben Chang : Thank you, everyone, for joining in my celebration. As many of you know, I ate my twin sister in utero. So on my birthday, I try to remember I'm a winner. This one's for you, Connie.

  [laughs manically] 

• Carl : Everything all right, Ben?

  Ben Chang : Peachy keen, Avril Lavigne.

• Ben Chang : Nathan, tell me you got eyes on the Dean.

  Nathan : Negative, the pixie has left the toadstool.