- Shelby: This is supposed to be fun.
- Winston Bishop: Look, Babe, it is fun. I just don't want to look stupid in front of everybody. All right?
- Shelby: You're not stupid.
- Schmidt: Well, I mean, he did skip Earth when listing the planets.
- Nick Miller: Look, this may complicate things, but I'm in love with him.
- Jess Day: Shut up!
- Nick Miller: No, I won't shut up. He smells like strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse.