Community (TV Series)
History 101 (2013)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Annie Edison : Showing up early, helping others, sending girls away? Could this be a whole new Jeff Winger?
Jeff Winger : Don't ruin it by approving it.
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Jeff Winger : For my partner in the Tango competition, I choose... the Dean.
Dean Pelton : [Gasps] The fountain works!
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Jeff Winger : Congratulations, it's me.
[He notices that everyone is wearing the same kind of hipster reading glasses]
Jeff Winger : Huh, I see we've all reinvented ourselves over the summer. A little late to the hipster party much?
Britta Perry : A little much on the much much?
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Jeff Winger : [observes Britta and Troy holding hands] Oh, so that's progressed.
Britta Perry : [gushing] I mean, it's progressed, but it hasn't progressed-progressed. It's progressive.
Shirley Bennett : [cynically] Good luck, Troy.
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Jeff Winger : God, I hate new Jeff.
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Dean Pelton : Jeffrey... Jeffrey, wait.
Jeff Winger : Dean, what are you...
[sniffs]
Jeff Winger : Oh! You smell like the floor of a movie theater.
Dean Pelton : Yeah, but not for the usual reasons.
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Dean Pelton : I can't let you go, Jeffrey. You weren't supposed to compete. You were supposed to walk away with the rest of the study group.
Jeff Winger : You can't not get rid of me that easily.
Dean Pelton : Oh, God, why'd I make it feats of strength and grace? It's as if I wanted you to win. But that can't be true.
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Jeff Winger : Thank you, Dean. By the way, you didn't have to come all this way to tell me that.
Dean Pelton : Oh, no, it wasn't a problem. It's on my way.
[inserts key to unlock an adjacent condominium door]
Jeff Winger : Please tell me you're breaking into that condo.
Dean Pelton : No, I bought it. Now we'll be like almost roomies. Oh, good, you got wine. I've got friends with benefits. No subtext. I don't know why I was so worried about change. This year's gonna be great. I'll be right over.
