Community (TV Series)
History 101 (2013)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : Stupid, selfish Jeff coming here, ruining our senior year. Ah, great! My "G"s are back.
Shirley Bennett : Yes, it's crummy that Jeff is leaving early, but we're all graduating eventually.
Annie Edison : But why the rush? What, so Jeff can run off and be a gross lawyer again? Troy and Abed start drinking coffee? I become a boring hospital administrator? Who wants to do that?
Shirley Bennett : You do. Right?
Annie Edison : Yay, hospital administration! Can't wait to be buried alive under a pile of paperwork and bed pans, just trying to summon the courage to ask out Dr. Patel, the gorgeous Indian neurosurgeon who doesn't even know I exist.
Shirley Bennett : This isn't a conversation, is it?
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Shirley Bennett : Oh, no, is all this for "The History of Ice Cream"?
Neil : They overbooked it, so it's first come, first serve now.
Troy Barnes : Oh, just like real ice cream.
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Jeff Winger : [observes Britta and Troy holding hands] Oh, so that's progressed.
Britta Perry : [gushing] I mean, it's progressed, but it hasn't progressed-progressed. It's progressive.
Shirley Bennett : [cynically] Good luck, Troy.
