- Leonard F. Chikarason- commentator: Here in CHIKARA but here it is, Ax and Smash, World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions three times over, The One Man Gang, a legend. All three men legends in this business. Mitch Ryder, Larry Sweeney and Shayne Hawke I think legends in their own minds. They're really going to have their work cut out for them.
- Larry Sweeney- The Fabulous Three: Mr. Gang, Mr. Gang, you know, I know you're as bad as they come, I know you're as bad as they come, but I also know
- [pointing]
- Larry Sweeney- The Fabulous Three: you've got a lot of style to your step.
- [Crowd "Akeem!"]
- Larry Sweeney- The Fabulous Three: Am I right? Am I right? And I've arranged a little Sweet N Sour surprise. I challenge you to a strut-off!
- [One Man Gang and Smash signal to the guy in the crowd dressed like OMG's alternate Akeem persona]
- Larry Sweeney- The Fabulous Three: And I've got another surprise for you: Hit the music!
- [Slick's "Jive Soul Bro," OMG/Akeem's WWF theme music, plays and Sweeney starts strutting]
- The One Man Gang - Team WWF: [to camera] My turn.
- [He puts on the Akeem hat to referee Bryce Remsburg's delight and he and Sweeney strut for a bit. Gang tosses the hat back to the fan and tags in Smash, sending Sweeney out to the floor]
- The One Man Gang - Team WWF: .
- Mike Quackenbush- commentator: Ladies and gentlemen, usually we say things, while the action's going on, but to be quite honest I have nothing to say.
- Leonard F. Chikarason- commentator: When he tagged in Ax, I thought he was going to get in and get funky, but the way he does it is with his fists.
- [Crowd chants "Larry Sweeney! Larry Sweeney!"]