- Michael Ian Black: [on the Pepsi Challenge] The Pepsi Challenge was NEVER about pressure, just getting it right.
- Jane Wiedlin: [about Gary Numan] Obviously influenced by David Bowie during his Berlin cocaine phase.
- Greg Fitzsimmons: The moral to "Little Darlings" is whether your intention is to make a movie teenage boys will masturbate to or not, they're gonna.
- Hal Sparks: [about Fashion Plates] "Oh, look, I'm drawing." No, actually you're doing a charcoal relief. It's not the same thing.
- Michael Ian Black: I'm not going to tell you that I became a performer because of the movie "Fame" because that would be gay, but I'm not not going to tell you that.
- Patrice O'Neal: [about The Elephant Man] He had elephantitis where your face just looks like dog
- [bleep]
- Patrice O'Neal: .