- Calvin Schmidt: Yeah, he's got a fatwa against me. When he's not selling machine guns to toddlers in Sierra Leone, he's out looking for his ex-wife. So, I went into hiding. Welcome to "hiding."
- Jesse Porter: Well, why don't you run your business from here?
- Calvin Schmidt: Oh, so, suddenly you're an expert on how to run my business, Sinéad O'Handsome?