- Frank Reynolds: I know you're not as dumb as you seem.
- Charlie Kelly: Well, let's just say that I am.
- Dee Reynolds: Hey. Ooh, hey! You, help. Over here.
- Carl: Me?
- Dee Reynolds: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you, please. Help. Help me. Sit, sit, please sit. Help.
- Carl: Is everything okay?
- Dee Reynolds: No, everything's not okay. There are men here, and they're watching me.
- Carl: Oh, shit!
- Frank Reynolds: Take that for yourself.
- [rubs a $10 bill on her chest]
- Hostess: Uh... oh, okay... You can just hand that to me.
- Frank Reynolds: I was trying to feel your breast.
- Hostess: I got that.