- Derek Hale: [after a paralyzed Stiles falls on him] Get him off of me!
- Matt: Oh, I don't know, Derek. I think you two make a pretty good pair!
- Stiles: [Watching a security video] That's him! That's Matt!
- Sheriff Stilinski: All I see is the back of someone's head.
- Stiles: Matt's head, yeah. I sit behind him in history. He's got a very distinct cranium, it's weird.
- Sheriff Stilinski: Why would this kid want most of the 2006 swim team and its coach dead?
- Stiles: Isn't it obvious? Our swim team sucks. They haven't won in like six years. OK, we don't have a motive yet.
- Matt: You should've given me a chance. 'cause remember how I said I'm not the kind of guy who would say something like, "well, if I can't ever, no one can!" It's not totally true because, Allison, if I can't *have* you, NO ONE CAN!
- Stiles: All right, dad, if one's an incident, two's a coincidence, and three's a pattern, what's four?
- Sheriff Stilinski: Four's enough for a warrant.
- Matt: It was like something out of Greek mythology. Like the Furies coming down to punish Orestes! You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
- Scott McCall: Was he the guy who stabbed out his eyes?
- Matt: That's Oedipus, you dumbass!
- Stiles: [Paralyzed] So is that hypothetical situation we talked about getting any less hypothetical?
- Derek Hale: I can move my toes.
- Stiles: Dude, I can move my toes.
- Derek Hale: [Looks at Matt] This is the one controlling him? This kid?
- Matt: Well, Derek, not everyone's lucky enough to be a big, bad werewolf.
- Melissa McCall: Scott, you know how many people I deal with in a day?
- Scott McCall: [about Matt] This one's 16 he's got dark hair, looks like a normal teenager.
- Stiles: He looks evil!
- Sheriff Stilinski: Matt? It's Matt, right? Matt, whatever's going on, I guarantee you there's a solution that doesn't involve a gun.
- Matt: You know, it's funny you say that, because I don't think you're aware of just how right you are.
- Matt: You know, I - I feel sorry for you, McCall, 'cause right now, you're thinkin', "how am I gonna explain this when it heals?" And the sad part is, you don't even realize how incredible it is that you actually are healing. 'Cause you know what happens to everyone else when they get shot? They die.
- Sheriff Stilinski: I know you don't want to hurt people...
- Matt: Actually, I want to hurt a lot of people. You three aren't on my list, but I could be persuaded.
- Stiles: How many people do you know wear a black leather jacket?
- Sheriff Stilinski: Millions. Literally.
- Dr. Deaton: [to Derek] Don't worry, you're still an Alpha. Although, as usual, not a particularly competent one.
- Stiles Stilinski: You See, Death Doesn't Happen To You, Lydia. It Happens To Everyone Around You, To All The People Left Standing At Your Funeral, Trying To Figure Out How They're Going To Now Live The Rest Of Their Lives Without You In It.