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Quotes
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Scott McCall : What did you tell her?
Allison Argent : That we were part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Stiles : I *am* part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Allison Argent : O-oh. Great.
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Melissa McCall : I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
Scott McCall : What about work?
Melissa McCall : Fine. Other than work. And no TV.
Scott McCall : My TV's broken.
Melissa McCall : Then no computer.
Scott McCall : I need the computer for school.
Melissa McCall : Then no... uh...
[Glances at Stiles]
Melissa McCall : No Stiles.
Stiles : What? No Stiles?
Melissa McCall : NO STILES!
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Stiles : But what if we both have to use the bathroom at the same time and there's only two stalls available, and they're only right next to each other? I'll just hold it.
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Jackson : I can't have detention with these tools. I have a restraining order against them.
Mr. Harris : All these tools?
Stiles : No, just us tools.
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Scott McCall : [Reading] The bond between master and servant grew stronger until the will of the master became that of the Kanima's and whomever the priest deemed unworthy the Kanima served his vengeance. The Kanima is a mutation of the werewolf gene that cannot fully transform until it resolves that is in its past which manifest it.
Stiles : Okay if that means that Jackson could use a few thousand hours of therapy, I could have told you that myself.
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Stiles : Dad, humor's very subjective. I mean we're talking, like, multiple levels of interpretation here!
Sheriff Stilinski : Uh huh. OK, how exactly am I supposed to interpret the stolen prison transport van?
Stiles : We filled the tank!
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Stiles : [Discussing who could be controlling the Kanima] Hey. What if it's Matt? I mean, this whole thing comes back to the video, right?
Scott McCall : Danny said that Matt was the one who found the two hours of footage missing.
Stiles : Exactly! He's trying to throw suspicion off himself.
Scott McCall : So he makes Jackson kill Isaac's dad, one of Argent's hunters, and the mechanic working on your jeep?
Stiles : Yes!
Scott McCall : Why?
Stiles : Because... He's evil.
Scott McCall : You just don't like him.
Stiles : The guy - Bugs me. I don't know what it is. Just look at his face.
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Lydia Martin : I'm not supposed to tell anyone.
Stiles : Come on! Anyone who ever says 'I'm not supposed to tell anyone' is always dying to tell someone, so tell me!
Lydia Martin : Why do you want to know?
Stiles : I can't tell you that.
Lydia Martin : Then I'm not telling you.
Stiles : But you are telling me that you could tell me something if you wanted... to tell me?
Lydia Martin : Was that a question?
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Stiles : You wanna play Catwoman, I'll be your Batman.
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Stiles : So not only is Jackson rich now, but he's getting even richer at 18?
Erica Reyes : Yep.
Stiles : There's something so deeply wrong with that.
