- Scott McCall: Stiles, look at me. Drink the water. Stiles, drink it. Something's happening, and I need you to sober up right now. Come on, Stiles.
- Danielle: What do you think you are doing? You want to sober him up fast, that's not the way to do it.
- Scott McCall: You can do better?
- Danielle: I can do best, boy. Whoo!
- [Dunks him in the pool]
- Danielle: How do you feel?
- Stiles: Like I might have to revisit my policy on hitting a girl.
- Danielle: He's sober.
- Allison Argent: [about Lydia] We've completely ignored her for the past two weeks.
- Scott McCall: She's completely ignored Stiles the past 10 years.
- Stiles: I prefer to think of it as me not having been on her radar.
- Stiles: Are you going to apologize to Allison or what?
- Scott McCall: Why should I apologize?
- Stiles: Because you're the guy. It's like what we do.
- Scott McCall: I haven't done anything wrong...
- Stiles: Then you should definitely apologize. See, whenever a guy thinks he hasn't done anything wrong, it means he's definitely done something wrong.
- Lydia Martin: Leave me alone.
- Peter Hale: Unfortunately I can't. At least not yet.
- Lydia Martin: Are you real?
- Peter Hale: Interestingly, that question can also be answered, not yet.
- Stiles: Something's got to go right here. I mean, we're getting our asses royally kicked, if you haven't noticed. People are dying. I got my dad fired. You're gonna be held back in school. I'm in love with a nutjob... If on top of all that, I gotta watch you lose Allison to a stalker like Matt, I'm gonna stab myself in the face!
- Scott McCall: [Sees Jackson] Don't stab yourself in the face.