- Atticus Fetch: Hank Moody!
- Hank Moody: Oh, I must be really fucking drunk. Is that Atticus Fetch?
- Atticus Fetch: Baudelaire, Bukowski and Oscar Wilde all wrapped up into one talented motherfucking writer. Respect!
- Hank Moody: [At Charlie] Remember that for my tombstone.
- Marcy: [Charlie, Marcy, Karen and Becca are having an intervention for Hank] OK, long story short, Hank, okay. You gotta get your ass to rehab. If I could do it, you could do it. and I had the fucking yayo to contend with. You just got the bottle. Pussy!
- Hank Moody: [Chuckles] Fubk you, cunty smurf!