- Drew Holt: What, so is that the whole story?
- Hank Rizzoli: Yeah, that's the whole story. She dumped me, she left, it sucked. Thirty years later, I'm still mad as hell.
- Hank Rizzoli: Here's the thing. Two things. One: Happy endings, it's, uh, it's a myth. It's, uh, you know, maybe...
- Drew Holt: Great.
- Hank Rizzoli: And, um, two: You're never gonna understand women. Never.
- Drew Holt: Yeah.
- Hank Rizzoli: No, never, never.
- Drew Holt: I... yeah, I know.
- Hank Rizzoli: And three: It's okay to be sad. It's okay.