Hal Sparks: Self

Quotes 

• Hal Sparks : Mousse and bangs. No, it was not a cop show. It was a horrible hair choice.

• Hal Sparks : [about "Amadeus"]  This movie was designed by scientists to win Oscars.

• Hal Sparks : [about the Snorks cartoon]  They should've called them "The Bongheads" and gotten it over with.