In her opening monologue, host
Chelsea Handler reflects on the summer just passed, most specifically how the make-up of her household has changed and how she relaxed. Chelsea and her round table panelists
Jeff Wild,
Heather McDonald and
Jo Koy discuss a report that
Seal believes that
Heidi Klum is having sex with their shared bodyguard, Fox News canceling recent scheduled appearances of
Sarah Palin,
Paul Ryan lying about his time to complete a marathon which was nearly double what he stated,
Russell Crowe getting lost kayaking off the coast of Long Island, and reports that Scientology officials audition for
Tom Cruise's wife and dictate what the auditioners can and cannot do. And Chelsea chats with guest
Zoe Saldana about her new movie
The Words (2012), the size of their respective breasts, traditionally getting sick on Labor Day, visiting with extended family, and thoughts on possible marriage and kids in her future.
—Huggo