- Holly Nagle: [With the three Nagle brothers, pointing to Alex and then looking at Mark] He's my favorite uncle. So is Uncle Scott... And, you think you can be my dad?
- Mark Nagle: Besides, you can use an extra hand on the remodel.
- Scott Nagle: Okay, fine. But Holly better be good with a hammer, 'cause, I've seen you with tools.
- Mark Nagle: That's funny.
- Alex Nagle: [about to cook Thanksgiving dinner, he opens the refrigerator] Where's the turkey?
- Scott Nagle: [Without saying a word, he takes the turkey out of the freezer and plunks it on the kitchen table]
- Alex Nagle: You put the fresh turkey in the freezer?
- Scott Nagle: Yep!
- Mark Nagle: [In the background holding back his laughter]
- Alex Nagle: What?
- Scott Nagle: What? Is that how you answer?
- Alex Nagle: What do you want?
- Scott Nagle: Be nice. You live in my house.
- Alex Nagle: I'm sorry. How may I be in service, oh mighty one?