The Eric Andre Show (TV Series)

Evangelos (2012)

Eric André: Eric André

Quotes 

• Eric André : You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.

  Woman #5 : Oh, why thank you.

  Eric André : Fuck off! Can I get your phone number?

  Woman #6 : Oh, alright.

  Woman #5 : You talking to me?

  Eric André : Yeah.

  Woman #5 : I'm sorry.

  Eric André : Here's a Chinese finger trap.

  Woman #6 : You have purple fingernails. Am I supposed to take you serious right now?

  Eric André : Yeah. Absolutely.

• Eric André : What do you guys got to say to Osama Bin Laden?

  Man on Street : Bin Laden was a badass. Bin Laden was a man that smokes his grass. Bin Laden, you'll be in our memories. Bin Laden, you've really been a good friend to me.

  Eric André : That guy killed it!