- Eric André: You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.
- Woman #5: Oh, why thank you.
- Eric André: Fuck off! Can I get your phone number?
- Woman #6: Oh, alright.
- Woman #5: You talking to me?
- Eric André: Yeah.
- Woman #5: I'm sorry.
- Eric André: Here's a Chinese finger trap.
- Woman #6: You have purple fingernails. Am I supposed to take you serious right now?
- Eric André: Yeah. Absolutely.
- Eric André: What do you guys got to say to Osama Bin Laden?
- Man on Street: Bin Laden was a badass. Bin Laden was a man that smokes his grass. Bin Laden, you'll be in our memories. Bin Laden, you've really been a good friend to me.
- Eric André: That guy killed it!