Swearnet (2014)

Liam Card: Stephen

Quotes 

• Mike Smith : [playing with a mini statue, impersonating David]  Hi, there, my name's David. I don't wear pants And I was thinkin' since my cock's already out Maybe you'd like to take and little suck off?

  John Paul Tremblay : Jesus Christ, Smith! Your fuckin' breath smells like drunk Shamu Just dumped a big whale load in your mouth, man, fuck!

  Mike Smith : Come on, it's just a little tiny penis. Why don't you finger my little tight hole?

  John Paul Tremblay : Get your fuckin' hands off me, Smith!

  Mike Smith : Finger my little hole! Tongue my hole!

  John Paul Tremblay : Smith, would you smarten the fuck up and get serious here, man?

  Stephen : [having walked in and seeing Mike up to his shenanigans]  Expensive statue! Guys, marble.