Community (TV Series)
Introduction to Finality (2012)
Rob Corddry: Alan Connor
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Alan Connor : Way to go, soft serve. You're finished. By the way, I never got a chance to tell you this, but it was me who turned you in to the state bar.
Jeff Winger : I know. And I never got a chance to thank you.
Alan Connor : This place has made you so gay.
Pierce Hawthorne : Hey! Don't use "gay" as a derogatory term. Boo-yah! Good person.
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Alan Connor : What are you trying to do, Winger? Zealously represent your client? Let me make things a little easier for you. Figure out a way to throw this case, or figure out where you're gonna work when you get out of here, because I don't know where it's gonna be if it's not for us. That's right, Jeff. I went there. You drove me there. Miss Daisy's in the house, thanks for the ride, sorry about slavery.
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Jeff Winger : Don't oversell your clout, Alan. You're partner because I sold you to Ted. Ted respects me...
Alan Connor : Ted's gone. He got too old, couldn't swim with the sharks, and got eaten.
Jeff Winger : That makes no sense. He started the firm. You can't lose your own firm.
Alan Connor : You can if you're dead. That shark thing was not a metaphor.
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Alan Connor : Scout's honor, Sinead O'Connor.