Community (TV Series)

Introduction to Finality (2012)

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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• Evil Abed : When the world gets bad enough, Abed, the good go crazy. But the smart... they go bad.

• Evil Abed : You're worried you'll go crazy without Troy. That's why you're going to let Britta fix you, right? Because you think you're broken, you're going to get diagnosed by someone who said her favorite superhero was X-Man.

• Evil Abed : Cruel. Cruel, cruel, cruel.

• Evil Abed : Do you know what kind of person becomes a psychologist, Britta? A person that wishes, deep down, that everyone more special than them was sick, because "Healthy" sounds so much more exciting than "Boring."

• Evil Abed : Do you know what kind of person becomes a psychologist, Britta? A person that wishes, deep down, that everyone more special than them was sick, because "healthy" sounds so much more exciting than "boring." You're average, Britta Perry. You're every kid on the playground that didn't get picked on. You're a business casual potted plant, a human white sale. You're VH1, Robocop 2, and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza.

  [slight pause] 

  Evil Abed : Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're Jim Belushi.

  [Britta gasps] 

• Evil Abed : Abed.

  Abed Nadir : I'm not talking to you because I'm not crazy.

  Evil Abed : Think of it as inner dialogue.

  Abed Nadir : Shh. I'm reading the novelization of Chronicles of Riddick.

  Evil Abed : Can you honestly tell me that's a saner decision?

• Abed Nadir : Britta, I'm so sorry.

  Britta Perry : It doesn't matter, Abed. I should've never played therapist with you. I'll change my major just one more time.

  Abed Nadir : But you can't. You cured me. I mean, I'm not cured. I'm willing to admit I definitely need therapy. You're the only kind of shrink I could ever trust. The kind with as little control over my mind as me.

• Britta Perry : You say your name is Evil Abed, which does not throw me, because I'm a therapist. So let's talk about evil.

  [Evil Abed looks spookily at her] 

  Britta Perry : You know what? Maybe I should talk to Good Abed instead.

  Abed Nadir : [as Evil Abed]  Where I come from, his name is Lame Abed.

  Britta Perry : And you come from...?

  Abed Nadir : [as Evil Abed]  The darkest timeline. You might call it the Britta of timelines, where everything is the worst.

• Abed Nadir : Cruel. Cruel, cruel, cruel.