Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Bad Tina (2012)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher

Quotes 

• Linda : We need to go over some ground rules for tonight Miss Mouthy: no boys, no partying, no summoning spirits or switching bodies, and no filling the house with soap bubbles. You hear me, Tina?

  Tina : Yes, I wear glasses, not hearing aids, Mom.

  Louise : Ho!

  Linda : Well, I don't wear a hearing aid either, so I didn't hear that.

  Louise : Haw!

• Tina : Detention is no big deal, Mom. Don't have a crap attack.

  [Dramatic music] 

  Linda : What did you just say?

  Tina : A crap attack? Don't have one?

  [Dramatic music] 

  Linda : Don't tell me not to have a crap attack! I'll have a crap attack anytime I want, now go to your room!

  Tina : This is such a snoregasm.

• Linda : [Reading Tammy's text to Tina]  "Your 3 is grass." I don't get it.

  Bob : Oh, "your ass is grass."

  Linda : That's not funny.

  Bob : I didn't say it was funny, I said I figured it out.

• Linda : Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just has fun.