Tera Patrick: Sage, it's, uh, actually too bad you're in love because I know you're not a little boy.
Sage Rivers: Well, I'm not in love.
Tera Patrick: Sage, love is a good thing.
Sage Rivers: Not if it's one-sided.
Tera Patrick: Yeah, well, in your case, definitely not.
Sage Rivers: I don't know about that.
Tera Patrick: Listen, if it was easy, everyone would be doing it. But when it's real, you can't keep it from happening.
[lightly kisses Sage's cheek]
Tera Patrick: Trust me. In your case, it's real.