Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Chris Evans: Steve Rogers, Captain America

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• Steve Rogers : But if you put the hammer in an elevator?

  Tony Stark : It'll still go up.

  Steve Rogers : Elevator's not worthy.

• Steve Rogers : You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed... walk it off.

• Steve Rogers : [relieved]  Fury, you son of a bitch!

  Nick Fury : Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

• Iron Man : Shit!

  Captain America : Language!

• Nick Fury : Outwit the platinum bastard.

  Natasha Romanoff : Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.

  Steve Rogers : You know what Romanoff...

• Maria Hill : File says they volunteered for Strucker's experiments. It's nuts.

  Steve Rogers : Right. What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them in order to protect their country?

  Maria Hill : We're not at war, Captain.

  Steve Rogers : They are.

• Iron Man : And for gosh's sake, watch your language!

  Captain America : [resigned]  That's not going away anytime soon

• Iron Man : Cap, you got an incoming!

  Captain America : [after being hit and tossed by an Ultron]  Incoming already came in!

• Iron Man : Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said "language"?

  Captain America : I know! It just slipped out

• [after fighting off Ultron drones] 

  Thor : IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?

  [Ultron laughs, and summons more drones] 

  Steve Rogers : You had to ask...

  Ultron : [With his arms outstretched]  THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you against all of me!

  [Battle ensues] 

• Tony Stark : Thor didn't say where he was going for answers?

  Steve Rogers : Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things. Kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.

  Tony Stark : Yeah, give him time. We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him.

  Steve Rogers : Earth's mightiest heroes... pulled us apart like cotton candy.

  Tony Stark : Seems like you walked away alright.

  Steve Rogers : [stares at Tony]  Is that a problem?

  Tony Stark : I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned.

  Steve Rogers : Well let's just say you haven't seen it yet.

  Tony Stark : You know Ultron's trying to tear us apart, right?

  Steve Rogers : Well, I guess you know. Whether you'd tell us is a bit of a question.

  Tony Stark : Banner and I were doing research...

  Steve Rogers : -That would affect the team.

  Tony Stark : -That would END the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the 'why we fight'? So we get to go home?

  Steve Rogers : [Splits wood with bare hands]  Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.

• Steve Rogers : [to Banner]  As the world's expert on waiting too long, don't. You both deserve a win.

• [last lines] 

  Steve Rogers : [to Wanda, James, Sam]  AVENGERS...

• Steve Rogers : I'm only gonna say this once.

  Tony Stark : How about "none"-ce?

• Thor : [sees Thor laugh]  You think this is funny? This could have been avoided if you hadn't played with something you don't understand...

  Tony Stark : I'm sorry... I think it's funny, I think it's a hoot that YOU don't get why we need this!

  Bruce Banner : Tony, maybe this might not be the time...

  Tony Stark : Really? That's it? You just roll over and show your belly, every time somebody snarls?

  Bruce Banner : Only when I've created a murder-bot!

  Tony Stark : We didn't, we weren't even close! Were we close to an interface?

  Steve Rogers : Well, you did something right, and you did it right here!

• [From trailer] 

  Tony Stark : No way we all get through this...

  Steve Rogers : I got no plans tomorrow night.

• Ultron : [Loud ringing noise fades into Ultron's voice]  ... worthy... No... How could you be worthy? Your all killers.

  Steve Rogers : Stark.

  Tony Stark : JARVIS.

  Ultron : Sorry I was asleep... Or... I was a dream...

  Tony Stark : [Tapping his phone]  Reboot, we got a buggy suit.

  Ultron : ...There was a terrible noise... And I was tangled in... in... strings... I had to kill the other guy... He was a good guy.

  Steve Rogers : You killed someone?

  Ultron : Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.

  Thor : Who sent you?

  Ultron : [Replaying Tony's voice]  "I see a suit of armour around the world".

  Bruce Banner : Ultron!

  Ultron : In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this... chrysalis... But I'm ready. I'm on a mission.

  Natasha Romanoff : What mission?

  Ultron : Peace in our time.

• Captain America : I know you've suffered...

  Ultron : Captain America. God's righteous man. Pretending you could live without a war. I can't actually throw up in my mouth, but if I could I would do it!

• [Tony Stark has a vision where he sees all his friends fall in an alien invasion] 

  Steve Rogers : [last words]  You could have saved us...

• Steve Rogers : I'm sick of watching people pay for our mistakes...

• Steve Rogers : [on the Scarlet Witch]  She's with us.

• Steve Rogers : [Ultron blasts Cap]  Well, he's definitely unhappy. I'm gonna try to keep him that way.

  Clint Barton : You're not a match for him, Cap.

  Steve Rogers : Thanks, Barton.

• Steve Rogers : Ultron thinks we're monsters, that we're what's wrong with the world. This isn't just about beating him, it's about whether he's right.

• [from trailer] 

  Steve Rogers : Ultron's calling us out. What are we gonna do?

  Nick Fury : Something dramatic, I hope.

  Tony Stark : Let's go give him a fight!

• Tony Stark : All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't Be King, but it's rigged.

  Clint Barton : You bet your ass!

  Maria Hill : Steve, he said a bad language word!

  Steve Rogers : [to Tony]  Did you tell everyone about that?

• Ultron : You know what's in that cradle? The power to make real change, and that terrifies you.

  Steve Rogers : I wouldn't call it a comfort.

• Tony Stark : Cap, I have to blow up the city!

  Steve Rogers : There are still people up here, not to mention us!

  Tony Stark : It's everybody up here, or everybody down there!

  Natasha Romanoff : Well, it's not like we ever had a place in the world...

  [a Helicarrier appears] 

  Nick Fury : The world adjusts, evolves to live with changes.

• Ultron : [Drone charges Rogers - who has just rescued a falling villager]  You can't save them all.

  [Cap throws shield at drone] 

  Ultron : You'll never...

  Steve Rogers : [activates his gauntlet, sending drone over the edge]  "You'll never what?" You didn't finish!

  [Thor lands on a car he had just rescued, whose occupants come out retching] 

  Steve Rogers : What? We're you napping?

• Lila Barton : Did you bring Auntie Nat?

  Natasha Romanoff : Why don't you hug her and find out?

  [Lila rushes towards Natasha who picks her up in her arms] 

  Steve Rogers : Sorry for barging in on you.

  Tony Stark : Yeah, we would have called ahead, but we were busy having no idea that you existed.

  Clint Barton : Yeah, well Fury helped me set this up when I joined. He kept it off SHIELD's files, I'd like to keep it that way. I figure it's a good place to lay low.

  Laura : Honey. Ah, I missed you.

  Natasha Romanoff : [Touching Laura's pregnant stomach]  How's little Natasha, huh?

  Laura : She's... Nathaniel.

  Natasha Romanoff : [Natasha bends towards Laura's stomach]  Traitor.

• [first lines] 

  Strucker : [the Avengers are in the process of infiltrating a HYDRA base in Sokovia]  Report to your stations immediately. This is not a drill. We are under attack!

  Iron Man : [Tony hits the shield around the base]  Shit!

  Captain America : Language! Jarvis, what's the view from upstairs?

  Jarvis : The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield. Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.

  Thor : Loki's scepter must be here. Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it. At long last.

  Black Widow : [Natasha knocks out some soldiers]  At long last is lasting a little long, boys.

  Hawkeye : [as some soldiers shoot at Clint]  Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise.

  Iron Man : Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said "language?"

  Captain America : I know.

  Captain America : [Steve throws his bike at some soldiers driving up in their truck]  It just slipped out.

• Steve Rogers : The next wave's gonna hit any minute. What have you got, Stark?

  Tony Stark : Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.

  Steve Rogers : I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.

  Tony Stark : Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're going to have to make a choice.

  Natasha Romanoff : Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...

  Steve Rogers : Not 'til everyone's safe.

  Natasha Romanoff : Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.

  Steve Rogers : I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.

  Natasha Romanoff : I didn't say we should leave.

  Natasha Romanoff : [Steve turns to look at her]  There's worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?

  Nick Fury : [Cap and Natasha hear Fury's voice]  Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It's about to get better.

  Nick Fury : [Helicarrier shows up]  Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.

  Steve Rogers : Fury, you son of a bitch.

  Nick Fury : Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

  Maria Hill : Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.

  Specialist Cameron Klein : Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two... take 'em out.

  Pietro Maximoff : [They watch the lifeboats fly in towards Sokovia]  This is SHIELD?

  Steve Rogers : This is what SHIELD's supposed to be.

  Pietro Maximoff : This is not so bad.

  Steve Rogers : Let's load 'em up.

• Tony Stark : Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?

  James Rhodes : No, it's never come up.

  Tony Stark : Saved New York?

  James Rhodes : Never heard that.

  Tony Stark : Recall that? A hostile alien army came charging through a hole in space. We're standing three hundred feet below it. We're the Avengers. We can bust arms dealers all the live long day, but, that up there? That's... that's the end game. How were you guys planning on beating that?

  Steve Rogers : Together.

  Tony Stark : We'll lose.

  Steve Rogers : Then we'll do that together, too.

  [Tony looks at him for a moment before turning away] 

  Steve Rogers : Thor's right. Ultron's calling us out. And I'd like to find him before he's ready for us. The world's a big place. Let's start making it smaller.

• Steve Rogers : [Avengers go through the physical files they have on Strucker]  Known associates. Well, Strucker had a lot of friends.

  Bruce Banner : Well, these people are all horrible.

  Tony Stark : [Banner passes him the photo he was looking at]  Wait. I know that guy. From back in the day. He operates off the African coast, black market arms.

  [Steve gives him a accusing look] 

  Tony Stark : There are conventions, alright? You meet people, I didn't sell him anything.

  [We see the photo is of a man named Ulysses Klaue] 

  Tony Stark : He was talking about finding something new, a game changer, it was all very "Ahab."

  Thor : [Thor points to the scar on the back of Klaue's neck]  This.

  Tony Stark : Uh, it's a tattoo. I don't think he had it...

  Thor : No, those are tattoos, this is a brand.

  Bruce Banner : [Banner identifies the brand on Klaue's neck on the computer]  Oh, yeah. It's a word in an African dialect meaning thief, in a much less friendly way.

  Steve Rogers : What dialect?

  Bruce Banner : Wakanada...? Wa... Wa... Wakanda.

  Tony Stark : If this guy got out of Wakanda with some of their trade goods...

  Steve Rogers : I thought your father said he got the last of it.

  Bruce Banner : I don't follow. What comes out of Wakanda?

  Tony Stark : [Looking at Steve's shield]  The strongest metal on Earth.

  Steve Rogers : [to Tony]  Where is this guy now?

• Tony Stark : You know Ultron is trying to tear us apart, right?

  Steve Rogers : Well I guess you'd know. Whether you tell us is a bit of a question.

  Tony Stark : Banner and I were doing research.

  Steve Rogers : That would affect the team.

  Tony Stark : That would end the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the "why" we fight, so we can end the fight, so we get to go home?

  Steve Rogers : Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.

  Laura : [Laura interrupts them]  I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, uh, Clint said you wouldn't mind, but, our tractor, it doesn't seem to want to start at all. I thought maybe you might...

  Tony Stark : Yeah, I'll give her a kick.

  Tony Stark : [to Steve as he turns to leave; referring to his pile of chopped wood]  Don't take from my pile.

• Steve Rogers : I really miss the days when the weirdest thing science ever created was me.

• Steve Rogers : You want to keep staring at the wall, or do you want to go to work? I mean, it's a pretty interesting wall.

  Natasha Romanoff : I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other's eyes. How do we look?

  Steve Rogers : Well, we're not the '27 Yankees.

  Natasha Romanoff : We've got some hitters.

  Steve Rogers : They're good. They're not a team.

  Natasha Romanoff : Let's beat 'em into shape.

• Thor : The Enhanced?

  Captain America : He's a blur. All the new players we've faced, I've never seen this. In fact, I still haven't.

• Tony Stark : [about Thor]  That man has no regard for lawn maintenance. I'm gonna miss him though. And you're gonna miss me. There's gonna be a lot of manful tears.

  Steve Rogers : I will miss you, Tony.

  Tony Stark : Yeah? Well, it's time for me to tap out. Maybe I should take a page out of Barton's book and build Pepper a farm, hope nobody blows it up.

  Steve Rogers : The simple life.

  Tony Stark : You'll get there one day.

  Steve Rogers : I don't know, family, stability. The guy who wanted all that went in the ice seventy-five years ago. I think someone else came out.

  Tony Stark : You alright?

  Steve Rogers : I'm home.

• Tony Stark : What's this?

  [Thor gives him a crime scene photo] 

  Steve Rogers : A message. Ultron killed Strucker.

  Tony Stark : [looking at graffiti]  And he did a Banksy at the crime scene, just for us.

  Natasha Romanoff : It's a smokescreen. Why send a message when you've just given a speech?

  Steve Rogers : Strucker knew something that Ultron wanted us to miss.

  Natasha Romanoff : I bet he... yup. Everything we have on Strucker's been erased.

  Tony Stark : Not everything.

• Vision : You think I'm a child of Ultron?

  Steve Rogers : You're not?

  Vision : I'm not Ultron. I'm not JARVIS. I am... I am.

  Wanda Maximoff : I looked in your head and saw annihilation.

  Vision : Look again.

  Clint Barton : Yeah. Her seal of approval means jack to me.