Doctor Who (TV Series)
Asylum of the Daleks (2012)
Matt Smith: The Doctor
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Quotes
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Oswin : Is there a word for "total screaming genius" that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy?
The Doctor : Doctor. You call me the Doctor.
Oswin : I see what you did there.
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Daleks : Doctor who? Doctor who?
The Doctor : Fellows, you're never going to stop asking.
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Darla : The asylum. It occupies the entire planet, right to the core.
The Doctor : How many Daleks are in there?
Darla : A count has not been made. Millions, certainly.
The Doctor : All still alive?
Darla : It has to be assumed. The asylum is fully automated. Supervision is not required.
Amy Pond : Armed?
Darla : The Daleks are always armed.
Rory Williams : What colour?
[they look at Rory]
Rory Williams : Sorry, there weren't any good questions left.
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The Doctor : You're going to fire me at a planet? That's your plan? You're going to fire me at a planet and expect me to fix it?
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Rory Williams : So how much trouble are we in?
The Doctor : How much trouble, Mr. Pond? Out of ten? Eleven.
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Dalek : Save us. Save us.
The Doctor : What?
Daleks : Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks!
The Doctor : This is new!
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Dalek : We find it offensive to extinguish such divine hatred.
The Doctor : And I thought you had run out of ways to make me sick! You think hatred is beautiful?
Dalek : Perhaps that is why we have never been able to kill you!
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The Doctor : What have you been doing on your own against the Daleks for a year?
Oswin : Making soufflés.
The Doctor : Soufflés against the Daleks.
[laughs]
The Doctor : Where do you get the milk?
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The Doctor : Oswin? I think I'm close.
Oswin : [heads back to her chair and checks the monitor] You are. Less than 20 feet away. Which is the good news...
The Doctor : Okay. And the bad, which I suddenly feel is coming?
Oswin : You're about to pass through intensive care.
[the door in front of the Doctor opens, revealing a room full of dusty, broken Daleks, some chained up, in individual cells]
The Doctor : What's so special about this lot, then?
Oswin : Dunno. Survivors of particular wars. Spiridon. Kembel. Aridius. Vulcan. Exxilon. Ringing any bells?
The Doctor : All of them.
Oswin : Yeah? How?
The Doctor : These are the Daleks who survived me.
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The Doctor : Identify me. Access your files. Who am I? Come on, who's your daddy?
Daleks : You are the Predator.
The Doctor : Access your standing orders concerning the Predator.
Daleks : The Predator must be destroyed!
The Doctor : And how are you going to do that? Dalek without a gun, you're a tricycle with a roof! How are *you* going to destroy me?
Daleks : Self-destruct initiated.
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Rory Williams : So this is the kind of escape plan where you survive about 4 seconds longer?
The Doctor : What's wrong with 4 seconds? You can do loads in 4 seconds.
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Dalek Supreme : The Asylum is destroyed!
Daleks : Incoming teleport from Asylum Planet! We are under attack!
Dalek Supreme : Prepare to defend! Defend! DEFEND!
[the other Daleks start to move into position]
Dalek Skeleton : Explain, Dalek Supreme!
[Dalek Supreme turns around]
The Doctor : [voice only] You know, you guys should really have seen this coming! The thing about me and teleports, I've got a really good aim! Pinpoint accurate in fact!
[the Daleks look at each other]
The Doctor : [voice only] Or, to put it another way...
[the Doctor exits the Tardis]
The Doctor : ...Suckers!
Dalek Supreme : Identify yourself!
Daleks : Identify!
Dalek Supreme : Identify!
The Doctor : [confused but proud] It's me! You know me! The Doctor! The oncoming storm! The Predator!
Female Human Dalek : Titles are not meaningful in this context. Doctor *who*?
Dalek Skeleton : Doctor who?
Dalek Supreme : Doctor who?
The Doctor : [proud whisper] Oh Oswin... oh you did it to them all. You beauty!
Daleks : Doctor who? DOCTOR WHO?
The Doctor : [enters the Tardis and proudly looks back] Fellas, you're never going to stop asking!
[the Doctor enters the Tardis and it dematerialises as the Daleks repeatedly demand, Doctor who?]
