Glee (TV Series)

Britney 2.0 (2012)

Jane Lynch: Sue Sylvester

Quotes 

• Sue Sylvester : [to Brittany]  I hold in my hand the most recent algebra test of one Becky Jackson. Our plucky little Ewok waddled her way to a respectable C plus. Your performance on the very same exam unearthed the hitherto undiscovered grade: F minus. You answered every question with "See Other Side" where you composed an elaborate crayon-scape entitled "Happyville: The Town Where Math Was Never Invented."

• Sue Sylvester : My girls no longer see academic achievement as a worthy goal and yesterday, I caught one of them trying to marry a squirrel.

  Brittany Pierce : That's because I believe in marriage equality for all land mammals.

• Sue Sylvester : Brittany, take a seat. This is clearly the plan of an idiot, but a plan, nonetheless. And one that required the barest modicum of human logic which frankly I thought was beyond you.