Glee (TV Series)
Britney 2.0 (2012)
Mark Salling: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman
Quotes
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [to Jake] You think you're a bad-ass? Nailing a bunch of chicks, beating up some punks in the cafeteria? I'm the original bad-ass! I had my first threesome at 7 and once I beat up a police horse.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [to Jake] I rode my motorcycle, played my ax, I banged every chick in this place twice. And you know what? None of it made me a man. What made me a man was sitting here in this room, singing songs I hated next to the biggest collection of losers you've ever seen.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [to Jake] I gotta get back to L.A. I got a date with the chick who was third runner-up on "The Bachelor."
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [to Jake] I know what it feels like to be scared that you're not important or smart or worth anything. We had the same dad, bro.