Family Guy (TV Series)
Yug Ylimaf (2012)
John Viener: Man in Bar
Quotes
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Brian Griffin : Hi, there.
Cindy : Hi. I'm Cindy. The only way I believe I'm pretty is if strangers have sex with me.
Brian Griffin : Well, maybe I could help fill you up with self-confidence. Brian.
Man in Bar : [interrupting] Hello, there, sexy.
Brian Griffin : Do you mind? We were having a conversation.
Man in Bar : My house has 8,000 square feet, zero bookshelves.
Cindy : Wow, that's impressive.
Brian Griffin : I'm a writer, published twice.
Man in Bar : I own a cinder block yard. Have over 12,000 cinder blocks. If you ever need cinder block, I can get you good price.
Cindy : Thank you.
Brian Griffin : I-I have a six-CD changer, so you can pretty much fill the tray and create a world.
Man in Bar : Come have sex with me. My mother will make you farkshekoosh when we are done.
Cindy : Okay.
Brian Griffin : [they start to leave] Wait!
[thinking quickly]
Brian Griffin : I have a time machine.
Cindy : You do?
Brian Griffin : Yeah, you wanna see it?
Cindy : Yes, I want to see it!
Brian Griffin : [leading her out] Better luck next time, pal. Some people got moves, others don't. Been that way forever.