How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Who Wants to Be a Godparent (2012)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : [Dressed up as a sailor, singing at Marshall and Lily's door]  Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...

  [Marshall shuts the door on him] 

• Barney Stinson : [Dressed up as a farmer,singing at Marshall and Lily's door]  Bro MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i bro. And on that farm he had some chicks, eei ee i bro. With a hot chick here and a dumb chick there...

  [Marshall shuts the door on him] 

• Barney Stinson : [singing outside Marshall and Lily's door]  The boobs on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down. The boobs on the bus go up and down...

  [Marshal closes the door. About three seconds later, he opens it again] 

  Barney Stinson : ...All through the town.

• Barney Stinson : If Ted raises him the poor kids still gonna be a virgin when he's 13. I'm the obvious choice.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Hey look, as the only one here packin a vag I got a natural instinct for nurturing and crap like that plus I could teach him how to bow hunt!

• Barney Stinson : You know, I should have told you about that six-and-a-half sooner. Barney Stinson banging anything less than an eight? That's like a fifteen!

• Barney Stinson : It will be legen-no I'm not waiting for it, and neither should Marvin, so maybe you two should just die right now-dary!