How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Nannies (2012)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : [competing about whose relationship is more serious]  Victoria keeps tampons at my apartment.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Damn it!

• Barney Stinson : Welcome to Bangtoberfest! Have a Bangtoberfest T-shirt,

  [shoots T-shirt roll at Ted] 

  Barney Stinson : I'm back! Have a Bangtoberfest T-shirt, I'm single again!

  [continues shooting rolls; one hits woman] 

  Barney Stinson : Sorry about your eye, I'm available!

  Ted Mosby : [reads shirt message]  Bangtoberfest. This time it's really not personal.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Barney, you went through some really emotional stuff. You need to give yourself some time to heal.

  Barney Stinson : Robin, I spent seven grand on merch. This is happening.

  [puts a "Bangtoberfest" cap on Robin's head] 

• Barney Stinson : Bangtoberfest used to mean something.

  Ted Mosby : You made it up last night.