30 Rock (TV Series)

Unwindulax (2012)

Andy Ridings: Garrett Romney

Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : Garrett, what does the campaign need?

  Garrett Romney : Well, as you know, with PACs like this, we're not allowed to have direct contact with candidates.

  [snickers] 

  Garrett Romney : I'm kidding. I'm Garrett Romney. Mitt's my dad. But here's the thing, Jack. My Brother-Dad, which is Mormon for "Dad", has more money than he knows what to do with.

  Jack Donaghy : With all due respect, Garrett, I don't think that's a thing.

• Garrett Romney : Well, it's just, at this point in the campaign, for us it's more about ideas than cash.

  Jack Donaghy : Garrett, I would slap you if I didn't know you were going to get your own planet when you die. And until your father has 100% of the vote, I think we can still make a difference. I mean, look how poorly we're polling with African-Americans.

  Garrett Romney : Jack, there's no amount of money that can...

  Jack Donaghy : How dare you talk that way in front of the pile!

  [motions to the large pile of money] 

  Jack Donaghy : There's no problem in the world that can't be solved by throwing money at it. Now, let's change some black minds.