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7/10
Tie up the loose ends!
championbc-99-500523 January 2015
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This one had potential; in fact, it had my full attention until the closing credits, which came, in my opinion, about five minutes too early. NOTE: I CHECKED THE SPOILER WARNING. HERE THEY COME. The baby seems to have been kidnapped by some wannabe mother, as happens often. It turns out that it is the biological mother who has kidnapped her baby. Then we find that the adoptive parents had used the services of a surrogate mother, or at least they thought they had. The surrogate mother turns out to be a scam. The abducted child (which SVU found very quickly) has neither the DNA of the so-called surrogate mom or the supposed sperm donor father. We will find out soon that it is a prominent judge on the fast track to the Supreme Court (played by Scott Bakula -- with class) who is the actual father, that the birth mother was his mistress since his own wife is dying, and he or his father (not sure which) contrived this whole thing using a personal injury lawyer to set up the phony paperwork, a lawyer who has since died, ironically, of medical malpractice (and I wondered if that was actually an accident).

The child's adoptive parents, who had no idea of the setup, watch in horror as the judge gives their child of 3-1/2 years to foster care. The toddler cries for mom as she is taken away, and the parents are devastated. Then, the birth mom is killed by, we find out later, the daughter of the philandering judge.

We weren't sure who killed her, and the judge's wife, who is already dying of a tumor, confesses to the crime, even though we all know she was physically incapable of doing it. She begs Olivia to keep it quiet so her daughter is not sent to prison, and Olivia decides to clam up. She tells Cragen that mom did it, while Amaro silently stares at both. And then the credits...

Two things. First, this is totally out of character for Benson. Sympathy or no, she plays by the book, and would not just let a murderer walk away.

Secondly, we have no idea who got the toddler. I was hoping there would at least be a passing reference, maybe Benson herself telling the grieving adoptive parents that they may have a chance at getting their child back, now that mom is dead, dad is washed up, the lawyer is dead, and the whole thing was a crock. But nothing...
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10/10
Protecting own Child
yazguloner24 July 2021
Fraud and deception revealed after a kidnapping. The drama of a little baby and a fifteen-year-old girl caught in the middle of this mess.

Our admiration for Olivia's big heart will grow.

It was good to see Scoot Bakula on Svu.
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10/10
My favorite episode of SVU
percentheart13 July 2023
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I say this as someone who has been watching this show for years; from being in middle school and watching it with my mom to binging full seasons today in my college dorm, and who has watched this series up to the current S24. This episode is my absolute favorite and I rewatch it again and again just because I love the experience of watching it that much.

But, I have learned that just because I like something, doesn't mean it's good. This episode is not good. The acting? Comedically over the top and hammy. The police work by our detectives? Not good. The detectives letting someone get away with murder? Bad. The dropped plotline about the custody of the toddler that was the stepping-off point for this episode? Also not good.

But I love this episode. Bijou Phillips as Dia Nobile is incredibly entertaining and has some of the best lines since the episode where Olivia got high on mushrooms. I'm the kind of person that can suspend my disbelief entirely if I'm having enough fun, and this episode, with its insane plotline, twists, and characters, definitely provides that. This episode takes "it's so bad, it's good" as far as it can and limps across the finish line.
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6/10
The relevant questions would have been answered
bkoganbing25 June 2014
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This episode of SVU starts out with a child abduction and ends with the murder of the girl's mother. Her real birth mother that is.

From Central Park the baby of Luke Kirby and Liza Bennett is abducted and after a bit of investigating and surveillance tapes courtesy of 9/11 the infant is tracked down to a woman claiming to be her birth mother and she's got the records and DNA to prove it.

Kirby and Bennett were tricked. Sad to say the lawyer who arranged for Kirby to donate his sperm to a surrogate also had a relationship with the abductor Bijou Phillips. But he's also dead and had he been alive the squad could have been asking him the relevant questions and the whole episode would have been over in 15 minutes.

The baby is in fact Bijou's love child with law school dean Scott Bakula. The episode which begins with a child abduction ends with murder.

An interesting, but tangled episode.
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4/10
Criminal vanity
TheLittleSongbird12 July 2022
"Vanity Bonfire" did sound quite intriguing, a lot more so than the previous episode in "Friending Emily". The ideas had real potential to be hard hitting and moving if done right, whereas any episode that has a lot of focus on personal life drama immediately gives me mixed expectations. On my first watch, "Vanity Bonfire" didn't really do much for me, but there have been episodes of the show that have fared much better on rewatch and turned out to be quite good.

That was not the case with "Vanity Bonfire" sad to say. It's not a terrible episode or a waste of time, but on the whole it just felt bland and disjointed and like it was trying to do too much, in my mind that is just as bad as having an episode with too much emphasis on badly done melodrama. Between the two, this probably gets the slight edge of being worse as this had more story problems and the regulars generally don't come over too great here.

Am going to start with what "Vanity Bonfire" does right. The production values are slick and professional, not ever resorting to cheap or untested gimmicks or anything, and liked that the photography was intimate without it being claustrophobic. The music is haunting in the right places and isn't constant or too loud.

Did think as well that the supporting cast were great, especially Scott Bakula. As was Mariska Hargitay, she does determined and sympathetic so well. The fradulent adoption story was intriguing and where "Vanity Bonfire" was at its most involving and least predictable.

However, there is a lot wrong here. The story didn't grab me on the whole and felt disjointed and like there were three stories in one. The first quarter is too standard and so been there done that. On the whole the pacing is very draggy due to the lack of suspense and too little drama, even with trying to cram in a lot of (too many) events. The ending felt incomplete and over too soon, in need of more time to expand on the truth. Really didn't buy as well the outcome, which was too much of a rushed, illogical cheat.

Furthermore, the dialogue is again pretty trite and Olivia's character writing is not done well here. While Olivia has often been prone to putting her job on the line when taking a case personally and being too sympathetic, it is not like her at this point to be hypocritical when excusing the actions of someone that was proven to have committed far worse than the person she badgered. The regulars generally go through the motions and their roles in the case are underwritten.

Overall, another underwhelming episode. 4/10.
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1/10
Probably the worst SVU episode I ever saw
cheriesuv23 August 2023
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This episode was terrible.

It ended with the detectives lying to their captain because they decided not to prosecute a murder because they felt sorry for the murderer's mother. When a dying woman says in an emotional tone, "Let me protect my daughter," that apparently overrides the law and the need to get justice for a murder victim. The detectives should be prosecuted for this miscarriage of justice. Are we supposed to believe they are being nice and doing the right thing by ignoring what they know about a murder?

And secondly, the episode contained a heart rending scene of a baby being torn away from its adoptive parents. I presume that after the birth mother was killed, there would be no one else qualified to raise the child, and that it would go back to that couple. Yet there was no follow up at all on that plot point. So what happened to the child?

You can skip this episode. I sat through it so you wouldn't have to.
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